Cat Captain Pillows

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat in a tank...

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Captain steering house through flood.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"Cat park"

"We should start wearing masks."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."