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"If pressured, I will run!"

"Cat park"

'We have to move! -- the cat overturned his litter box!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Is that pancake ready yet?

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Disorder in the Court!

Baskerville Tabby.

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"Ahoy!"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

Cat chess

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Steps Class

No wheelies.

"The cat was there."

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"Jeez, what a day. It's good to be home..."

Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

'Just what I always wanted.'

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

"Perfect! A table all to ourselves!"

Children and cat crashing on cart

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