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'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Is that pancake ready yet?

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Cat park"

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Disorder in the Court!

"I love what you've done to the place."

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Cat chess

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Ahoy!"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

No wheelies.

Steps Class

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

Surprise

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"Jeez, what a day. It's good to be home..."

Potty Training.

"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."

Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"We tried matching your child's behavioral patterns with one of those new-fangled medical condition, but it turns out that he really is just a precocious little twerp!"

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"If pressured, I will run!"

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"Perfect! A table all to ourselves!"

"The vacuum has too much suction."

"Please, Dear, don't put the cat out anymore!"