Kitten Chaos Captain Pillows

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Is that pancake ready yet?

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Cat park"

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Disorder in the Court!

"I love what you've done to the place."

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Cat chess

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Ahoy!"

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Steps Class

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

No wheelies.

Surprise

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

"Jeez, what a day. It's good to be home..."

"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."

Potty Training.

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

"We tried matching your child's behavioral patterns with one of those new-fangled medical condition, but it turns out that he really is just a precocious little twerp!"

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"If pressured, I will run!"

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"Perfect! A table all to ourselves!"

"Please, Dear, don't put the cat out anymore!"