Kitty Chaos Manager Pillows

Cat chess

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Caution: use only under child supervison

Stockwell's day

"Cat park"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

Turn Down For What.

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

A Mom's Purse

'It's OK to take your work home with you. It's not OK to bring your home to work with you.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'Quick! Look cute!'

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"I love what you've done to the place."

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"