Kitty Chaos Manager Prints

Cat chess

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Caution: use only under child supervison

Stockwell's day

"Cat park"

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

Turn Down For What.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

A Mom's Purse

'It's OK to take your work home with you. It's not OK to bring your home to work with you.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'Quick! Look cute!'

"I love what you've done to the place."

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

'That's enough Rusty.'

"Little Ethan is quite the handful, but Susan and I have no regrets about stealing him from the maternity ward."