Kitty Chaos Enthusiast Pillows

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

"Please, Dear, don't put the cat out anymore!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

A child and his dog

Baskerville Tabby.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

"I love what you've done to the place."

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Cat chess

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'The cat did it.'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'This can't be good.'

"Dog house"

'Just what I always wanted.'

'Rover had an accident on the carpet.'

'Why is our alarm clock in a bucket of water?'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

Country mansion full of dogs.

"Will someone get this dog out of here? He's ruining my electron microscope!"

"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."