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A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Dog In Your Face Comics

A child and his dog

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Baskerville Tabby.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"I love what you've done to the place."

Cat chess

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Dog Day Afternoon

"Get your phone."

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'This can't be good.'

"Dog house"

'Rover had an accident on the carpet.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Why is our alarm clock in a bucket of water?'