Cat Chaos Captain Mugs

"If pressured, I will run!"

"Cat park"

'We have to move! -- the cat overturned his litter box!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Is that pancake ready yet?

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Baskerville Tabby.

Disorder in the Court!

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"Ahoy!"

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Cat chess

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"The cat was there."

Steps Class

No wheelies.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

"Jeez, what a day. It's good to be home..."

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

'I don't get too far at home complaining about cubicle. My wife's cubicle has thirty four children in it.'

"Perfect! A table all to ourselves!"

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

Children and cat crashing on cart

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."