Cat Chaos Curator Mugs

"Buttered side down! Happy days!

Homo Gamus

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Cat park"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Baskerville Tabby.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

The Secret Life of Pens

Cat chess

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'Painter'

I'm a "Gatherer-Hunter"

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

Paint fight art!

"The cat was there."

Steps Class

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Me Head's in Bits

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

'Just what I always wanted.'

"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

"Inspiration"

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

"If pressured, I will run!"