Pet Executive Gifts

Self-Employment

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

Landing That Tough Account

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

"I'd like to speak to the pet store manager, please!"

dog-come ingo out boxes

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

"I knew you'd like this place."

"Manager does not do tricks."

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

"Good boy, Clifford."

'Sir, please meet Mr Jenkins from Dog Food Inc.'

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

"Can I offer you anything?"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

'Now that we've merged, I'm laying you off.'

Hamster to other about wheel: 'This will be your work station.'

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

Dog in pet shop beats the competition by hold a sign saying 'Has Fleas'.

"What you need to do is, find the biggest squirrel in the yard, walk right up to him and shake the dirty walnuts out of him."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'