Pet Executive Prints

Self-Employment

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Landing That Tough Account

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

"I'd like to speak to the pet store manager, please!"

dog-come ingo out boxes

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Good boy, Clifford."

"I knew you'd like this place."

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

'Sir, please meet Mr Jenkins from Dog Food Inc.'

"Can I offer you anything?"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Now that we've merged, I'm laying you off.'

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

Hamster to other about wheel: 'This will be your work station.'

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

Dog in pet shop beats the competition by hold a sign saying 'Has Fleas'.

"What you need to do is, find the biggest squirrel in the yard, walk right up to him and shake the dirty walnuts out of him."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."