Pet Project Manager Prints

Self-Employment

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Dog Walking Services

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Landing That Tough Account

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'I must smell more.'

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

"I'd like to speak to the pet store manager, please!"

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'Sorry. We just assumed that since you were picking up his waste, he was the intelligent life form.'

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

Buttbook

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

Distracted dog walker.

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"What's our policy on pets?"

Dog Training For The Ninties

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"