Dog Etiquette Gifts

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"A little help, please."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"You keep impeccable time."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Hot Air Balloon

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"You've already been for a walk."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"Rats."

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."