Dog Etiquette Gifts

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

10 K Tail-Chase

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"A little help, please."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"You keep impeccable time."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Hot Air Balloon

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"You've already been for a walk."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.