Grumpy Cat Aficionados Pillows

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

'One lifetime with him was enough!'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I hate it..."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"You have the Hum bug.'

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Grumpy Old Men

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'Self-help books for cynics'

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

'Lois, what's the sense of bringing the cat camping if it can't go outside the tent a little?'

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish