Grumpy Cat Aficionados Prints

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

'One lifetime with him was enough!'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

I'm sure it's fake.

"I hate it..."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

"You have the Hum bug.'

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Grumpy Old Men

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'Self-help books for cynics'

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

'Lois, what's the sense of bringing the cat camping if it can't go outside the tent a little?'

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."