Grumpy Cat Fan Prints

"You're my precious little boo!"

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he woke me up from a nap.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I hate it..."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Grumpy Old Men

'Self-help books for cynics'

'Kids get right up my nose!'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

Uncle Murray Weekly

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"He's angry about getting old."

"You say every Winter is your 'Winter of discontent'."

Bad King Wenceslas

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'