Grumpy Friend Pillows

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Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Old Man Journal

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Grumpy Old Men

'I know how you feel.'

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

'FQ...?'

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

Moan Pig.

Pissed-off hour.

Grumpy old men: I was an nwanted child, even my mother left me before I was born.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

'Not now - I'm under a lot of atmospheric pressure.'

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

Have A Nice Day (piss off)

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

'Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the street this morning.'