Grumpy Companion Pillows

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Grumpy Old Men

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

Beware of Curmudgeon!

I HATE STUFF

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

Grumpy old men: I was an nwanted child, even my mother left me before I was born.

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

"You say every Winter is your 'Winter of discontent'."

Matched pair

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

I don't know what my beef is today...

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

"I...hate...this....song."

"Don't even try to talk to me until I've had my moldy coffee filters."

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

"I'll have a nice day when I get damn good and ready."

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

Scrooge Tells Santa to Bugger Off.

'You're ticking me off!'