Grumpy At Heart Pillows

Scrooge Tells Santa to Bugger Off.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Old Man Journal

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Grumpy Old Men

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

'FQ...?'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Pissed-off hour.

Moan Pig.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Grumpy old men: I was an nwanted child, even my mother left me before I was born.

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

'Not now - I'm under a lot of atmospheric pressure.'

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

Ex-hippie-now-staunch-Republican Herb Miller's freak flag keeps on flying, much to his chagrin.

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'