Grumpy Cats Mugs

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I hate it..."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

'Quick, the coffee!'

'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'

'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'

'No.'

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

Moan Pig.

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

'I know it's wrong, but it feels so right'

'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

Matched pair

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he woke me up from a nap.

"You're my precious little boo!"

"Personally, I think it should read 'next misery guts'."

"I...hate...this....song."

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

Thank you for not stroking.

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

Scrooge Tells Santa to Bugger Off.

Miserable hour - Come in and moan about the price...

'One lifetime with him was enough!'