Grumpy Critter Companion Gifts

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"I hate it..."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

'Quick, the coffee!'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'When humans say they love animals, they mean pets. They sure don't mean us!'

'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'

'No.'

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

'I'm telling you: They all wear red and run after me on horse-back ..I'll bring them your way next time..'

"You're my precious little boo!"

'I know it's wrong, but it feels so right'

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he woke me up from a nap.

'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'

Matched pair

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

"I...hate...this....song."

"Don't even try to talk to me until I've had my moldy coffee filters."

"I'd tell you all about the upcoming election, but I don't want to depress you."

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

Thank you for not stroking.

"My glass is empty again but I haven't had a drink."

"Hey, I thought you two weren't getting serious!"