Grumpy Critter Companion Prints

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"I hate it..."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

'Quick, the coffee!'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'When humans say they love animals, they mean pets. They sure don't mean us!'

'No.'

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

'I'm telling you: They all wear red and run after me on horse-back ..I'll bring them your way next time..'

Matched pair

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he woke me up from a nap.

"You're my precious little boo!"

"I...hate...this....song."

"I'd tell you all about the upcoming election, but I don't want to depress you."

"Don't even try to talk to me until I've had my moldy coffee filters."

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

Thank you for not stroking.

'One lifetime with him was enough!'

"Hey, I thought you two weren't getting serious!"

"My glass is empty again but I haven't had a drink."