Grumpiness Lover Gifts

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Grumpy old merry men.

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"You have the Hum bug.'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

'Cheer up...'

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'Self-help books for cynics'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

I HATE STUFF

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

"You're still grumpy. See if you can get a refund on that Happy Meal."

Uncle Murray Weekly

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

Moan Pig.

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

'Dinner.'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'