Grumpiness Lover Prints

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Grumpy old merry men.

"You have the Hum bug.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'Cheer up...'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'Self-help books for cynics'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

I HATE STUFF

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

Moan Pig.

'Dinner.'