Skeptical Romantics Mugs

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Puppy Love

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

Heart is sewn back together.

Cupid's Valentine

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Old Love

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

'What, not even a kiss first?'