Romantic Reconciler Gifts

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

Screwed Up Big-Time With the Wife Again cards

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

You're the olive in my martini

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

Jenga!!!

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

I think we're alone now!

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

"I investigated your husband, Mrs Adams. He isn't cheating on you. In fact, I'm your husband. We've just really lost touch recently."

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

1619: Valentine's Day

"Oh, darling, whatever happens- ever- I know I'm probably always going to remember this as one of my happiest marriages."

"My wife can't make it tonight, she's on a date."

Cardiology

"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me."

Valentines

'Care to do something crazy, like kiss and make up?'

Marriage Counselor - Another Success.

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"