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"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

You're the olive in my martini

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"Have you seen my wife?"

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

Jenga!!!

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

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Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

Cupid's Valentine

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

Are you honestly trying to play footsie with me? I never mix footsie with honesty.

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

'I really like him but I can't bear waiting for THE LUNGE'

"I'm giving love one more try."

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."