Romance Reconsiderer Prints

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

You're the olive in my martini

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

Cupid's Valentine

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

"Have you seen my wife?"

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Jenga!!!

"I'm giving love one more try."

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

'I really like him but I can't bear waiting for THE LUNGE'