Romance Renegotiators Mugs

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?"

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

"Can't you just say 'Scarlatti' instead of "Scarlatti, of course'?"

"I'll have to get back to you—I'm going into a tunnel."

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."

'I never kiss on the first date.'

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

"I promise to listen to you if you promise to shut up!"

"O.K., let's compromise: First we'll talk about baseball and then we'll talk about our relationship!"

"I know we have an arrangement, Gayle. Now I want a rearrangement."

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia...'

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me."

Do you cover broken noses...

"If this doesn't work, I'm divorcing him!"