Fare Negotiator Mugs

Cabby and Passenger

Taxi fares.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Tariff Wars

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"Allowance?! Yeah, if you take out the trash, I'll allow you to keep living here."

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

EU Deal

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

Overdraft limit.

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'What would you say to a salary increase?'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

TTIP

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

USA-China, trade war.

Brexit Calendar

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

"Whither NATO?"