Parking Ticket Negotiator Mugs

'After you finish validating me,could you validate my parking receipt,doctor?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Ballet Parking.

Valet (ballet) parking.

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

Valet parking.

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'I wonder what that knocking noise is.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

'This search fee seems very high.'

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Taxi fares.

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!'

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

Please do not feed the attendant.

Mousehole Parking

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

"Is that the corporate rate?"

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'