Parking Ticket Negotiator Pillows

'After you finish validating me,could you validate my parking receipt,doctor?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

Valet (ballet) parking.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Valet parking.

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

'This search fee seems very high.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

'I wonder what that knocking noise is.'

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

Taxi fares.

'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!'

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

Please do not feed the attendant.

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

Mousehole Parking

"Is that the corporate rate?"

'Where's that new parking attendant?'

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'