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"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

Overdraft limit.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

"No screen time means more scream time."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

Big Deal/Done Deal.

'YOU'RE the hostile - takeover group!?'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."

'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.'

"I appreciate you keeping up with the vernacular of the times, but please refrain from referring to the billion-dollar restructuring as 'The Dealio'."

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"I'm just taking your advice and using every opportunity I can to make money."

Medical Bills.

'This search fee seems very high.'

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!'

'Tell me if this hurts.'

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

Counterproposals

"Is that the corporate rate?"

"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."

'The pain went away as soon as you said it would cost 40,000 dollars!'

"Would you please send in someone to talk me out of signing this contract?"