Fare Haggler T-Shirts

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"How much if I pedal?"

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

Garage sale.

Shopping Trips

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Where'd you get that?"

"I'm off to the sales!"

Act now! Time is running out! Sale. 'Can I help you?'

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

"I actually have a groupon for a fourth wish."

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

Taxi fares.

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

'I've finally found something in your price range -- How's your Albanian?'

Freebies.

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

'Yes, I realize it's April. Why do you think I'm offering the 10% discount?'

Ed realizes that 'Happy Hour' actually lasts two hours.

"You hate to shop—I hate to hunt."

This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn?

"Now that's something you don't see every day!"