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"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Everything's gone up."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"How much if I pedal?"

Garage sale.

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!'

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

"Is that the corporate rate?"

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'Yes, I realize it's April. Why do you think I'm offering the 10% discount?'

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'I'll tell you where I bought the murder weapon in exchange for immunity.'

Donald Came Out Of The Recovery Room This Morning But Had To Go Back After Seeing The Bill.

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

"I've finally found my calling..."

"I'll go shop around for a doctor."

'Take me to your loss-leader.'