Price Haggler Mugs

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Everything's gone up."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"How much if I pedal?"

Garage sale.

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!'

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

'Yes, I realize it's April. Why do you think I'm offering the 10% discount?'

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

"Is that the corporate rate?"

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'I'll tell you where I bought the murder weapon in exchange for immunity.'

"But I might be interested. How much are you asking?"

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

Donald Came Out Of The Recovery Room This Morning But Had To Go Back After Seeing The Bill.

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

'I don't get it.. all our groceries are fat free, reduced and light, yet our food bill is fatter than ever.'

"I've finally found my calling..."

"I'll go shop around for a doctor."

'Take me to your loss-leader.'