Price Haggler Chuckle T-Shirts

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Everything's gone up."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"How much if I pedal?"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!'

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

"Is that the corporate rate?"

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

"But I might be interested. How much are you asking?"

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

"Our prices have to be high because our chef doesn't have his own tv show."

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

"I'll go shop around for a doctor."

'I'm taking three hundred dollars off the sticker price. That way I'm only sticking you for the CD player.'

No Reasonable Offer Refused

'I wasn't as good as I should have been or as bad as I could have been.'

"Dad, for Father's Day, I'm giving you $100."

'Her favourite colour's red- she's always in it!'

"Look what I just bought! The price tag said 25 bucks but I got it for 30!"

"Going out for a smoke... you?"