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'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"How much if I pedal?"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

"But I might be interested. How much are you asking?"

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

"More proof there's an afterlife."

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

Motorway Services - Fool English Breakfast �99

OK, OK, you can have it for a nickel, but I won't go a cent lower. Maybe.

'As long as you're looking, let me know when the sign is right for getting paid.'

"Buying a tent won't make you a camper, Arthur. It will, however, make you a shopper."

"I'll go shop around for a doctor."

No Reasonable Offer Refused

'You now have over 1,750,000 travel points. Enough to get you from here to your car in the parking lot.'

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"Dad, for Father's Day, I'm giving you $100."