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'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"How much if I pedal?"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

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'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

"More proof there's an afterlife."

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

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OK, OK, you can have it for a nickel, but I won't go a cent lower. Maybe.

"I'll go shop around for a doctor."

'As long as you're looking, let me know when the sign is right for getting paid.'

"Buying a tent won't make you a camper, Arthur. It will, however, make you a shopper."

No Reasonable Offer Refused

'You now have over 1,750,000 travel points. Enough to get you from here to your car in the parking lot.'

"Dad, for Father's Day, I'm giving you $100."

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"Going out for a smoke... you?"