Habit Haggler Gifts

"Going out for a smoke... you?"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"I'm ready to switch"

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

"But I might be interested. How much are you asking?"

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

'Ron's managed to stop smoking but he's put on an awful lot of weight.'

'Doctor, could you help me to stop biting my nails?'

'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'

I lie to my dentist about how often I floss. I also lie about what parts of my body I floss.

'Did you know that your lips move when you text?'

"I'll go shop around for a doctor."

"I can't remember whether I left the toilet seat up last night."