Habit Haggler Gifts

If you know someone who’s a habit haggler—always negotiating, never giving up—a thoughtful and humorous gift can be just the thing. Our collection celebrates their love for the deal with playful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether it’s for a friend, colleague, or family member, these gifts combine wit with personality, making every negotiation a little more fun. Show your appreciation for their relentless spirit with a gift that’s as lively and clever as they are.

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"Going out for a smoke... you?"

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"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle." mockup

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

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'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.' mockup

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

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Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman. mockup

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

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Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg. mockup

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

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'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!' mockup

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

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"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits" mockup

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

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"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!" mockup

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

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'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.' mockup

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

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"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol." mockup

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

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"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!" mockup

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

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"I'm ready to switch"

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"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest." mockup

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

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'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...' mockup

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

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"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract." mockup

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

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'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.' mockup

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

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"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?" mockup

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

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'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!' mockup

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

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'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?' mockup

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

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'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.' mockup

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

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'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.' mockup

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

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'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.' mockup

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

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"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!" mockup

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

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'Ron's managed to stop smoking but he's put on an awful lot of weight.'

'Ron's managed to stop smoking but he's put on an awful lot of weight.' mockup

'Ron's managed to stop smoking but he's put on an awful lot of weight.'

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'Doctor, could you help me to stop biting my nails?'

'Doctor, could you help me to stop biting my nails?' mockup

'Doctor, could you help me to stop biting my nails?'

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'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'

'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!' mockup

'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'

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'Did you know that your lips move when you text?'

'Did you know that your lips move when you text?' mockup

'Did you know that your lips move when you text?'

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"I'll go shop around for a doctor." mockup

"I'll go shop around for a doctor."

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'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'

'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.' mockup

'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'

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Habit Haggler Gifts Collection

Habit Haggler Mugs

Interested in more playful mugs? Explore our collection featuring products that celebrate the habit haggler’s sharp negotiating skills and fun personality.

Habit Haggler Pillows

Find humorous and stylish pillows that cater to the habit haggler’s playful vibe—adding personality to their favorite relaxation spots.

Habit Haggler Prints

Check out our vibrant prints that capture the spirit of a clever haggler. Perfect for decorating their space with humor and personality.

Habit Haggler T-Shirts

Looking for more witty t-shirts? Discover a range of apparel celebrating the habit haggler, perfect for showing off their love for a good deal.