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"Going out for a smoke... you?"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"I'm ready to switch"

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

'Ron's managed to stop smoking but he's put on an awful lot of weight.'

'Doctor, could you help me to stop biting my nails?'

'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'

'Did you know that your lips move when you text?'

"I'll go shop around for a doctor."

'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'