Playful Haggler Gifts

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"How much if I pedal?"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

"I'm not eating candy before dinner. I'm skipping dinner."

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

Hazardous Wastes R Us.

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

'Hi, yourself.'

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

'Make it seven beans and you got yourself a deal.'

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

Supermarket trolley repairs

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Peter Hitchens always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'