Playful Haggler Gifts

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"How much if I pedal?"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

"I'm not eating candy before dinner. I'm skipping dinner."

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

Hazardous Wastes R Us.

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

'Hi, yourself.'

'Make it seven beans and you got yourself a deal.'

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

Supermarket trolley repairs

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

M.D. I hope you brought more candy --- Your HMO just raised you co-pay.

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Peter Hitchens always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'