Haggling Fan Gifts

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Hoodie Hang-out

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Football party

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"You do realize selling your soul will be considered a capital gain."

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

"How much if I pedal?"

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

'Now, that's entertainment!'

Paddlithic Period

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

Octopus Juggling Balls

Talented Waiter

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

For the community garage sale...

I'm thinking of suing your caf

Servant's Request