Haggling Fan Gifts

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Hoodie Hang-out

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Football party

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

"You do realize selling your soul will be considered a capital gain."

"How much if I pedal?"

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

'Now, that's entertainment!'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Paddlithic Period

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

Octopus Juggling Balls

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

For the community garage sale...

Talented Waiter

"It started with his doctor prescribing him cycling."

'This could be a new record!'