Haggling Hero Gifts

Looking for a gift for the haggling hero in your life? Our collection features fun and charming items that highlight their love for negotiating and clever deals. Whether they’re a seasoned bargain hunter or just love a good chat, these products bring humor and personality to their favorite pastime.

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"How much if I pedal?"

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"Dad, for Father's Day, I'm giving you $100."

"Dad, for Father's Day, I'm giving you $100." mockup

"Dad, for Father's Day, I'm giving you $100."

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'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...' mockup

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

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"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!" mockup

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

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'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.' mockup

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

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"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off." mockup

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

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Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman. mockup

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

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"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?" mockup

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

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"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!" mockup

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

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"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits" mockup

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

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Wisconsin's War on Unions!

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'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!' mockup

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

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"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!" mockup

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

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One Man Band

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Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him. mockup

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

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"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest." mockup

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

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"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract." mockup

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

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'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.' mockup

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

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'I don't mind hand-me-downs. I just wish my brother had played football.'

'I don't mind hand-me-downs. I just wish my brother had played football.' mockup

'I don't mind hand-me-downs. I just wish my brother had played football.'

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'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.' mockup

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

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'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!' mockup

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

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Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas. mockup

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

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'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.' mockup

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

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'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?' mockup

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

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Donald Came Out Of The Recovery Room This Morning But Had To Go Back After Seeing The Bill.

Donald Came Out Of The Recovery Room This Morning But Had To Go Back After Seeing The Bill. mockup

Donald Came Out Of The Recovery Room This Morning But Had To Go Back After Seeing The Bill.

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Some Tough Free-Agent Contract Negotiations Currently Under Way

Some Tough Free-Agent Contract Negotiations Currently Under Way mockup

Some Tough Free-Agent Contract Negotiations Currently Under Way

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"I've been talking to my friend Billy, and he reckons you've been under paying me in pocket money for years!"

"I've been talking to my friend Billy, and he reckons you've been under paying me in pocket money for years!" mockup

"I've been talking to my friend Billy, and he reckons you've been under paying me in pocket money for years!"

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'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.' mockup

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

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'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.' mockup

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

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"So where have you been?"

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"...And management said it was their final offer and if I didn't like it, I could go to hell! So, here I am!"

"...And management said it was their final offer and if I didn't like it, I could go to hell! So, here I am!" mockup

"...And management said it was their final offer and if I didn't like it, I could go to hell! So, here I am!"

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"At least you're now getting your foot in the door!"

"At least you're now getting your foot in the door!" mockup

"At least you're now getting your foot in the door!"

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OK, OK, you can have it for a nickel, but I won't go a cent lower. Maybe.

OK, OK, you can have it for a nickel, but I won't go a cent lower. Maybe. mockup

OK, OK, you can have it for a nickel, but I won't go a cent lower. Maybe.

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'It's a hand-me-down.'

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Haggling Hero Gifts Collection

Haggling Hero Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to the haggling hero—perfect for savoring their favorite brew with a humorous twist.

Haggling Hero Pillows

Get cozy with pillows that showcase their love for negotiating, blending comfort with a witty nod to their skills.

Haggling Hero Prints

Brighten their space with prints that honor their knack for haggling—fun, creative, and full of personality.

Haggling Hero T-Shirts

Find stylish and witty t-shirts that celebrate the clever haggler in your life, adding humor and personality to their everyday wardrobe.