Haggling Hero Pillows

"How much if I pedal?"

"Dad, for Father's Day, I'm giving you $100."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

One Man Band

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'I don't mind hand-me-downs. I just wish my brother had played football.'

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

Donald Came Out Of The Recovery Room This Morning But Had To Go Back After Seeing The Bill.

Some Tough Free-Agent Contract Negotiations Currently Under Way

"I've been talking to my friend Billy, and he reckons you've been under paying me in pocket money for years!"

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

"So where have you been?"

"...And management said it was their final offer and if I didn't like it, I could go to hell! So, here I am!"

"At least you're now getting your foot in the door!"

OK, OK, you can have it for a nickel, but I won't go a cent lower. Maybe.

'It's a hand-me-down.'