Haggle Hero Pillows

OK, OK, you can have it for a nickel, but I won't go a cent lower. Maybe.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Cleaning Lockers.

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man Band

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

Donald Came Out Of The Recovery Room This Morning But Had To Go Back After Seeing The Bill.

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

"More proof there's an afterlife."

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

"Why do you always hog the hedge?"

'How are things in the fast lane?'

"At least you're now getting your foot in the door!"

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

Vet considering how to apply acupunture to a hedgehog.

Have you let things go a bit in the garden. . ? Call Topiary Man for 24/7 clipping support."