Price Haggle Humorist Pillows

"Do you have these in a more realistic price...?"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"How much if I pedal?"

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

Great moments in shopping

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'

Be nice to Erdogan

'I'm on a budget TOO, you know!'

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

'Inflation allows us to live in a more expensive neighbourhood with even moving.'

One of Faust's lesser-known bargains.

Fresh milk - Self service

Roder got a new lease on life. At a slightly higher rate.

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn."

'You're taking this far too literally.'

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

Money doesn't grow on trees - Prehistoric economist 300 million years before evolving into my dad.

Supreme Gas

'Yes, that IS a lot of money for just a spay...

Caution! Contents may be horribly overpriced.

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'Well, at $7.00 a pint, it's no wonder you don't see many rhinos in here.'

"Before negotiations begin, we'll soften them up with 15 minutes of cute cat videos."

It was a peaceful summer evening, until suddenly...the Unemployer!

Market items.

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

'The store was out of light bulbs, so I got lite beer instead.'