Haggling Pillows

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"Look what I just bought! The price tag said 25 bucks but I got it for 30!"

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"How soon will this be a remnant

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

House sale.

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"How much if I pedal?"

'He absolutely demanded a deal. But I was able to satisfy him by doubling the price and then cutting it in half.'

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

"Hey, listen! Next time you break down on a week-end, okay? I get twice the money plus weekend plus weekend surcharge and we divide fifty-fifty, deal?"

Vicar overcharged at butchers, but too embarrassed to complain

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment.. so it kind of evens out."

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

Some make better deals than others.

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

'The devil wasn't interested in my soul. I ended up selling it to the bloke down the market with the dodgy CDs.'

"These guys know how to dicker on price."

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman