Deal Haggler Pillows

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Online Shopping.

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Unusual Offers

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"I got it in the sales."

Giant Sale!

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

Business Fishing.

The merger hits a snag.

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'