Trade Negotiation Fan Gifts

Obama's Speech on TTIP

"Will Brexit have an impact on my profits?"

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Flags

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Tariff Wars

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

"Finally we have something in common...mutual distrust."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

EU Deal

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

Trump and President Xi

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

'My final offer.'

'Sir, for Heavens' sake, stop screaming! It's just Mr Winkleberger asking for a raise!'

Brexit Calendar

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"